Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Book Showroom Appointment

Mid-Atlantic Reps Northeast Reps

Min Opening: $150 / Min Reorder: $100

Promotions

April 1-April 30, 2025

April Freight Promo

10CAP

Immediate ship orders $350 or more receive a 10% freight cap

Not combinable with IT discount. Can be used multiple times throughout April

Catalogs

2025 Catalog

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Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.

* Unemployed Philosophers Guild is represented in DE, Eastern PA, VA, WV, NY, and NJ only.

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